I'm hungry. I want food.

In fact I don't I don't want food. But I am hungry. No, What I want is something better than food. Better than McDonald's. or Indian take-out. But not as good as bread. I love bread.

No, I want to cook something. Something I cooked before and I know is good.

Ingredients :

Angel hair pasta
Bacon (3-4 slices)
Tomato sauce (preferably chunks with basil or even mushrooms)
THROW IN SOME EGGPLANT! YUM!
Cooking instructions: just make the pasta primo. Don't boil it to death, boil the water, throw it in, turn off the heat, let sit there for about a minute (more if you use something other than angel hair {it's thin, cooks quicker}) that, and don't burn the bacon.

Oh yeah, if you don't want to die of a heart attack at twenty, drain the bacon fluids, not all of them though, it gives flavor.
SPICES!!!!! fuck throw in some Parmesan cheese!
One more thing, add what ever the fuck you find lying around.
Eggplant. I want to try this with eggplant next time, it would fucking awesome, I know it.

But I was talking about spices, like oregano, or crushed red pepper, i even tried chili powder once, it wasn't bad, but yeah, whatever you think won't kill it.

It not actually as good as I say it is, but I'm always very proud of any creation of my own and will defend as far as absurdity, but after that I'd to give it up for sake of treading on the fringes of indignity.

Why is this post up here?
Because it can be!

honestly. it was on the mind. here it is.

P.S. Experimentation is the key to success!
(so throw in some LSD and serve it your kid brother)
{but only after you cook cuz LSD is inactive at high temperatures}